1. justanasshole:

    Agreed. Too cheap to create the cashier’s job? Give us a price break.

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pricklylegs)

     

  2. "What a fucking nerd"
    — Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

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  6. sextspert:

    ridge:

    :/

    I want all water to be wet

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  8. nosdrinker:

    what does sending anon hate accomplish… go outside… pet a dog… ride a bike… Call your dad and apologize for being a disappointment

    (via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

     
  9. ridge:

    omg

    (via booty-queen)

     

  10. sorry:

    a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     
  11. urbankoutfitters:

    seethr0ughthelies:

    Actual current fashion

    Is this coachella 2014

    (Source: spaceghostzombie, via thefuuuucomics)

     

  12. phobias:

    avoiding hate like

    image

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  14. niehaus-vause:

    you can see her accent

    (via booty-queen)

     
  15. tinalikesbutts:

    c0nsulting-timel0rd:

    221bitssmallerontheoutside:

    mattie:

    The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

    EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

    The twilight commentary is fantastic

    Today on, “No One Hates Twilight More Than Robert Pattinson”…

    (via clarkkentsalterego)