1. nakedly:

    i’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color

    (via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

     

  2. thepasta-nerada:

    vvrathia:

    the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

    and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

    (Source: twoukofukawa, via tofucow)

     
  3. emmatavasci:

    For my seventeenth birthday, my aunt brought me a huge basic of various bread products and then this happened. 

    You can say our humor went…a-rye. 

    fucktheflagandfuckyou

    (via riceagainst)

     
  4. dragondicks:

    hamigakimomo:

    what are the signs of luigi

    signs of luigi:

    • biscuit crumbs everywhere
    • distant sobbing sounds
    • sound of someone falling over in another room

    (Source: monetizeyourcat, via thefuuuucomics)

     
  5. imminentlyginger:

    you fucked up

    I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

    (Source: becca-morley, via tofucow)

     

  6. thecorinediaries:

    prewetts:

    jordanleeemerson:

    secretgaygent:

    rnints:

    imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

    GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

    "what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

    "Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

    (via tofucow)

     

  7. saddeer:

    zkac:

    what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

    HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

    i hate this i hate u 

    (via musicaltheatrelove)

     

  8. papayakiwi:

    "homosexuality is wrong bc god said so"

    *mom voice* well if god said to jump off a bridge would you

    (via tofucow)

     

  9. screamandshout:

    when will my normal sleep pattern return from war

    (via tofucow)

     
  10. rynnay:

    unclewhisky:

    we-the-antisocials:

    This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

    What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

    As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

    (via pricklylegs)

     
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  13. braiker:

    Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

    I know they’re suspicious that this was passed out by a splinter group in order to create a greater degree of tension between the various parties trying to adjust the government there, but what the actual fucking fuck? 

    (via clarkkentsalterego)

     
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  15. googlebus:

    I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

    (via thefuuuucomics)